March 20th, 2007
I was once again invited to a feast for the ages. Luckily, I knew in advance and brought some snacks to munch on before the clock struck death. I’ve become a regular at these “secret” lunches and so I’ve grown accustomed to the paralyzed boy coughing up all his food and the (few chromosomes short of a baseball team) retard girl eating directly from the main dish of food. I’ve learned to scoop the food up before retard touches it, and finish before wheelchair boy starts throwing up. Today my plan didn’t quite work. It appeared as though wheelchair boy acquired a Pavlovian response to the sound of the scissors mincing up his food. No, he doesn’t start drooling, rather, he starts coughing and gagging. Here I am, trying to get the cold stir fry (which was previously fried for about 4 seconds) into my mouth without barfing at the sounds around me. Retard girl begins eating the potato salad directly from the dish and is sure to lick her chopsticks clean after each bite. I managed to finish my plate by somehow zoning out. Sure, contestants on Fear Factor can drink pig anus shakes, but can they eat a piece of pie while retarded children throw up around them?
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March 16th, 2007
Spring marks a time of change and regrowth. Soon the cherry blossoms will bloom and thousands of people will be coming out to get drunk under the trees. Yesterday marked the last time many students would see each other. They had been friends since kindergarten and now find themselves on different paths. Many will attend different high schools and a few others will resume their lives of nothingness. There is a new life ahead for some students which means no more smoking outside the gym while trying to throw rocks at passers by. It means no more teasing the retard girl by pulling out your penis and shouting, “Magnum! Magnum!” So what does the future hold for these bright students? Most likely they will join some pathetic bike gang and once they get off from work at the conbini they will cruise the streets after midnight revving their engines and playing loud horrible music. Not surprisingly, it was these kids who received the most flowers for graduation. They were also the ones who arrived late because it appeared they were having their hair professionally styled. There’s nothing that shouts underachiever more than receiving flowers at a Japanese junior high school graduation.
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March 7th, 2007
It goes there on Friday accompanying by friend of girls. It must goes there by adventure path of trains to Hisao station. American styling paralleling sea diner experience in America! It is true! Appearance coming inside store out of a Hollywood movie! The ornaments of menu engender strange feeling and English letter of it. It has found English magazine placed in diner for fanciful reading a must!
As for menu options It ordered eggu bagaa at 1200 yen. Pricing of expensive amount but of decisions to pay for fun taste. Theresa placed order of cheezu bagaa. Of drinks it has ordered a Lolling Lock beeru as for Theresa order dieto docta peppa. Of wondering why she ordered docta peppa because serious dealings I have such drink in my cooler at the mansion.
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