DearScotty

I was shat on after swearing to myself because some kids said, “Good morning Scott Sensei” at night. Maybe the birds had a point.

A few days ago the principal printed a sign, “For Better Human Life.” I didn’t bother asking. But I just returned from the toilet to tell you that the sign is now placed above the urinals. Apparently, there’s been some JO problems in the boys bathroom. The sign reminds us that god intended our troops to find the egg of life, not to be splattered against porcelain in a preemptive attack.

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