DearScotty

This guy’s taking LOL-cats to a new level! Bloody brilliant!

strangely familiar…

Last one, I promise!

Recently there’s been a few stories in the news about Japanese kids killing their parents by ax. One girl, suspicious that her father was having affairs decided to give him the “guillotine.” Another 15 year old kid apparently tried to kill his sleeping father. The reports imply that the boy hit his father several times with an ax to the head. The dad survived. I’m just curious why he didn’t go for the neck.

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If you’ve ever climbed Mt. Fuji (Fuji-san) or if you’ve ever looked into the climb then there’s no doubt you’ve come across the overused saying, “You’re wise to climb Fuji once and a fool to climb it twice.” A more appropriate way to phrase it might be, “You’re a fool to climb Fuji once and a spazzmatic if you try again.” Since my proverb isn’t the dominating view on Fuji, odds are people are going to keep on climbing. So I offer up my guide to the ten stages of Fuji-san.

Stages 1-5: Do not walk the first half. Take the bus, take a cab, anything but walk it. Nobody except really nutty foreigners bother with this boring part of the hike. You’ll most likely burn all your energy and never catch any great views looking up at Fuji or any views of the neighboring lakes.

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I can’t make this stuff up folks:

Train cancelled after conductor succumbs to diarrhea
OSAKA — About 300 passengers were forced to leave a train at JR Tsukaguchi Station in Amagasaki after the conductor suffered a violent bout of diarrhea in the driver’s cabin early on Friday, West Japan Railway Co. (JR West) said.

The evacuation took place after the conductor fell ill just before the train pulled in at Tsukaguchi Station. The driver scheduled to take over the train entered the cabin at about 6.15 a.m. to find the floor covered in feces.

Station workers immediately cleaned the floor of the driver’s room, but decided to cancel the train due to the lingering aroma.

Passengers were merely told that the train would be delayed, and were asked to board the next one. (Mainichi)

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After returning from Eugene and recovering from a killer sinus headache from a painful plane landing, I went to Vegas with the fam damily. The Buffets were nice and the black jack gods seemed to favor me. It was ridiculously hot, but I managed to deal with it since I didn’t have to sweat my ass off like a Japanese school boy practicing tuba on the baseball field in August. Although the food and winnings were nice, I had the most fun playing with my nephew Devin. He is just pure boy. He was casting powerful stunning spells in my direction while wearing the most wicked outfit of all time: Spider man shorts with Ninja Turtle undies riding up; spider man shirt and cape with a Reno 911! police badge; Shark Boy 3D glasses marked his authority; His right hand held a Power Rangers blaster gun, and his left hand tried to grip his collector Darth Maul light saber. Devin is bad ass. So, to tribute lil’ D. I posted a video of some of our horsin’ around.