DearScotty

I have been constantly baffled every time I enter a men’s bathroom in Japan. I will undoubtedly find a drenched floor in front of every urinal. One might think that Japanese men stand too far back from the urinal and thus have a tendency to spill. But that couldn’t be further from the truth as Japanese men appear to be getting sucked in by a urinal vortex. It’s possible they start before they reach the porcelain goal line, but I haven’t exactly witnessed early touchdowns. I concluded that the Japanese men lack the concept of completely emptying the well. There are many methods to choose from but it seems the Japanese men prefer to walk away while the faucet’s still running.

Well, my mind was blown again when I came across this article on the intertubes:

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On my way home from school I spotted this gem:

Maybe this explains why the Japanese don’t trust foreigners. They think we turn into werewolves no matter the time of day or moon cycle. We also have amazing body shrinking skills.